some jokes for offtopic

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V floating at night?
A: Drop it niggar.

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.


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